If you could only preserve one thing, preserve the fucking PS2 era, for God's sake, when the big developers could still "indulge" out their ideas before the industry was infected with a terminal case of "big money" and turned itself over to exclusively making milking machines that they can't even be bothered to paint in interesting colors. And what surprised me was how many young people in the stream chat pulled out their pacifiers and mentioned they'd never heard of Katamari Damacy before, which I suppose is the result of an industry getting a bit too "super-cazh" about archiving its history and just letting things drop out of memory like milk bottles from a poorly-supervised factory production line. Heyyyy.!Īnd over Christmas, I did a "super-cazh" stream of Katamari Damacy Reroll, the rerelease of the original PS2 game that recently came out in a "super-cazh" kind of way. Is this like the Senua's Sacrifice thing, where the main character has a mental illness, and therefore, it's a masterpiece, and if you think otherwise, you're Hitler? Oh, you are Hitler? Well, that's cool I'm "super-cazh". The way people were banging on about it all year, I was expecting it to fire streamers and ticker tape out of its nipples. Yes, well, I finally finished Celeste this week I've been playing it "super-cazh"-style for about an hour every three months, and yeah, it certainly is a game. Hi! I'm Yahtzee Croshaw, super-casual game reviewer! What's that, games industry? No new games of interest? That's cool we're all "super-cazh" here. But it's a waste of energy getting frustrated at the release schedule if it's decided it's on a break, let's do the same and just have a super-casual time talking about whatever games we're playing without fretting about silly things like being relevant or funny or interesting or getting to the bathroom before I piss my pants. You know, the first few weeks of January are always slow ones, 'cos everyone's still picking the bits of candy cane out of their teeth and chasing the last few New Year's partygoers out of the kitchen cupboards. This week, Yahtzee reviews Katamari Damacy Reroll.
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